Oh, hell-fuckin-o. I started this damn tumblr and then did nothing with it. Actually, nah this is a thing I planned to update once in a while… But it’s been too a while. But there’s only a handful of y’all even following this account so sssssh secrets sssh. Or tell your friends I’m not stopping you. Ah. Ha….. So anyways, while this post may or may not ultimately be deleted in the future, here’s some fairly shitty pictures I just took with my phone. That shit on the left is my current jam, courtesy of my neighbor’s “get a free thing that normally costs $14 but should actually cost about $3” coupon. She gave it to me. Whatta nice dumby. I say that with nothing but affection. Anyways, it’s a fragrance from Victoria’s Secret new line of girly smelly stuff and IT SMELLS AMAZING. You’ll have to take my word for it until you find yourself at a mall. Then on the right, is my towel I got for my bathroom next semester. I’m starting to collect odds and ends for my dorm room next year and I’m really excited about it. I’ll probably do a video at the beginning of August just to show how much of a shit show my room is going to be at school. Literally nothing is going to be coordinated. Stripes on polka dots for dayZzz. If anyone says anything about it I’ll just get real close to them and loudly proclaim “ITS ART” Ah. Well. Goodnight!

LETS START LIGHT AND EASY. WITH NAILS!

Essie is by far my favorite nail polish brand. While I usually just buy super duper cheap (like, $2 from CVS) nail polish because my nails get ruined at work the day after I paint them -takes unsettling deep breath-, this stuff is worth the EIGHT WHOLE DOLLARS. This is where I play the broke college student card.  It stays on fairly well, goes on fairly well, and is just fairly dandy. The other random dude underneath is Xtream wear by Sally Hanson. I believe thats the only product I own by that company but I love the color. ITS LIKE A 24/7 PARTAY ON MY FINGERSHIELDS. 

Essie:

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Geranium-Target (about $8) (fav)

Aruba Blue-Target (about $8)

Turquoise & Caicos-Target (about $8)

Sally Hanson- Hard As Nails:

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Celeb City (#220)- CVS (about $4)

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Anyways, here’s to a first post! -clinks glass with yours, too hard, glass breaks, shards dig into hand, back peddles in shock, trips over toy wooden horse, back rolls three times down creepy cellar stairs, adopts gross basement baby found in the corner, has a new family member-

Hello friends, my name is Caroline! On this blog land you can expect to see products I love using! Maybe some health stuff as I attempt to get my stupid ass in shape! Maybe a lopsided chihuahua! Lets really really hope I run into one of those. 
I usually vlog on the channel DoseOfPippin on YouTube where I could totally talk about this stuff but I don’t want to but I do so I was conflicted and this abomin-baby was birthed. AHUem.
Welcome to toaster coaster, enjoy your ride. (there will be no toasters/toast.)

PS. WITSS stands for “What Is This Silly Stuff” BECAUSE REASONS.

Hello friends, my name is Caroline! On this blog land you can expect to see products I love using! Maybe some health stuff as I attempt to get my stupid ass in shape! Maybe a lopsided chihuahua! Lets really really hope I run into one of those. 

I usually vlog on the channel DoseOfPippin on YouTube where I could totally talk about this stuff but I don’t want to but I do so I was conflicted and this abomin-baby was birthed. AHUem.

Welcome to toaster coaster, enjoy your ride. (there will be no toasters/toast.)

PS. WITSS stands for “What Is This Silly Stuff” BECAUSE REASONS.